The luxuries just keep on coming with this Lincoln Town Coupe, one of the last great two-doors of the American Century. The lucky buyer is a mere set of curb feelers, a mint-green zoot-suit-and-zebra-hat combo and an application of clearcoat away from conjuring the late Ron O’Neal. Sure, Jade green is rated lower than purple or champagne on the Pantone pimp color chart, but you can always buy a pair of plaid pants and pretend you’re a retired union boss from Myrtle Beach.

[via ebay]